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Certificate of Extraordinary Ordinariness

This utterly impressive document is ceremoniously presented to

YOU

Congratulations! You have successfully turned another precious minute of your life into absolutely nothing useful. Your commitment to wasting time while still managing to breathe is truly next-level procrastination.

By the questionable authority vested in us by absolutely no one, You are hereby awarded the Golden Waste-of-Time Medal.

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Dr. Procrastination McTimeWaster

Chief Executive of Pointless Endeavors
Minister of Magnificent Futility

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